1) I don't have a tan. Or blonde hair.
2) I don't have a tattoo. (Needles? NO WAY.)
3) I've never even tried to surf, though I live 2 hours from the Pacific.
4) We're also 2 hours from Tahoe and have taken my kids skiing exactly once (and I didn't ski).
5) I will never get used to the summer heat here in the Inland Valley.
6) I don't like avocados.
7) I miss seeing normal blue jays. And cardinals. And seasons.
8) I don't like beige houses.
9) Perfect, green lawns don't particularly interest me. In fact, they make me angry in this drought.
10) No matter your political leanings, Governor Jerry Brown is a tad weird. Not as weird as saying "Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger" though.
(And I have a book out that has nothing to do with California. France! Seventeenth Century! Road trip! Kidnappers! Attempted murder! Early attempts at eyeglasses! )
https://www.audubon.org/field-guide/bird/blue-jay
https://www.audubon.org/field-guide/bird/blue-jay
bwaaahaaa. These are pretty funny. I can agree with a lot of them . *she said from her beige house on her way to get a tattoo*
ReplyDeleteHa! It's not the individual beige houses that get on my nerves, it's the lack of other colors. Yes, there are exceptions, but they tend to be.... grey... beige-ish/green-ish...
DeleteI can't relate to ANY of them, being born and raised (mostly) in California. Despite the high taxes and big government, I love it here! Love the mountains, love the seashore, love the wine country!
DeleteYes Donna, we all know you're covered in tattoos... ;)
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